Artillery Shell Explodes over California Highway

Vance is like "Ima gonna shoot live artillery over the I" and Newsom be like "Dude, that ain't safe" and Vance says "Be quiet, pussy" and Newsom is all "I don't believe you and Ima gonna close that highway while you jack off with 155mm shells" and Vance be like "Whatever snow flake" and then the bomb goes off over the I and hits Vance's security car and Newsom says "Told ya bitch" and Vance is all "It wasn't me it was the Marines."