It's Like He's Not Even Trying

Hold onto your MAGA hat! The President is gearing up for the 2020 election with the eager help of conservative media.

Right wing paper Washington Examiner was handed a list of 205 "accomplishments" by the White House comms shop.

“Together, we are building a safe, strong, and proud America,” said Trump in his new list of “historic results,” provided exclusively to Washington Secrets.

And then about 24 hours later...

Top-notch journalism, Examiner!