Dr. Carson's Winter Vacation

Sorry, Dr. Carson, but instead of sounding like the Wise King comparing advice from Royal Advisers, you're coming off more like a Fool being Played by Powers Behind the Throne.

"It doesn't mean you don't need to know a lot of stuff," he said, "and you know I've been spending a lot of time boning up on stuff."

Quit now before your earning power as a motivational speaker is ruined.