They Have an Off Switch, You Know

The White House BlackBerries incident - Field Notes - msnbc.com

The leaders of Mexico and Canada were in New Orleans earlier this week with President Bush for the North American Leaders' Summit. After a high-level meeting between the Mexican and U.S. delegations, White House staffers noticed their BlackBerries were missing. Per protocol, they had left the devices on a table outside the meeting room.

A source familiar with the incident tells NBC News the Secret Service approached the members of the Mexican delegation as they were preparing to leave New Orleans. They helped identify the person the agents suspected of taking the BlackBerries as Rafael Quintero. When authorities approached Quintero, he denied having them. But when he was shown hotel surveillance tape of himself caught in the act, he acknowledged it and returned the devices.

Presumably, the Blackberries are hooked into the White House email system, and presumably these wonks don't delete email or observe elementary security measures. If the point of leaving the devices outside is to prevent interruptions, powering down might be a better choice than leaving devices containing official government info lying around in a digital candy dish.

Only If They Include the FSM

COLUMBIA, S.C. — The state Senate has approved a bill that would allow prayers before public meetings.

The legislation says public bodies can adopt policies to let members take turns giving an invocation, elect a chaplain or create a pool of speakers from faith groups to offer the prayer.

The bill also calls for the state attorney general to defend public bodies if they face constitutional challenges.

Do ordainees of the Universal Life Church get a turn? Muslims? Hindus? The Flying Spaghetti Monster?

Yet Another Sign of the Apocalypse

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Tectonic Events and Vegetable Variation

The Associated Press: 5.2 earthquake rocks large area of Midwest; no major damage

5.2 earthquake rocks large area of Midwest; no major damage

By JIM SUHR

WEST SALEM, Ill. (AP) — Residents across the Midwest were awakened Friday by a 5.2 magnitude earthquake that rattled skyscrapers in Chicago, homes in Cincinnati and nerves across the region but appeared to cause no major injuries or damage.

Dozens of aftershocks followed, one with a magnitude of 4.6.

I wonder if the popcorn farmers should expect a bumper crop?

There's a Cheaper Alternative

WAVY TV 10 - News, Weather, Traffic, Sports for Hampton Roads, Virginia - North Eastern North Carolina - Liberty U considers roller coaster, other campus activities

LYNCHBURG, Va. (AP) - The university that the Rev. Jerry Falwell founded is considering adding a roller coaster on campus as part of a plan to increase recreational options for their students.

A new climbing wall is already under construction at Liberty University, part of a plan to spend more than $10 million over the next few years to expand recreational activities on the Lynchburg campus.

With a Student Affairs Code (love the irony of the name) prohibiting such things as

• Attendance at a dance
• Attendance at, possession or viewing of, an "R," "NC-17" or "X"-rated movie
• Improper personal contact (anything beyond hand-holding)
• Association with those consuming alcohol
• Sexual misconduct and/or any state of undress
• Horseplay

I guess I see why amusement park rides might seem like a desirable alternative. On the other hand, I once got an incredible blow job on Mr. Toad's Wild Ride.

Don't Update the Rolodex Yet, Rush

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Good news for substance-abusing Floridians:

The Florida Board of Medicine questioned two Sarasota doctors about their recent criminal convictions but ultimately allowed both men to keep their medical licenses.

Good to know citizens are being protected from criminal practitioners. And I bet that "severe letter of reprimand instead of the scheduled letter of concern" will make all the difference in the quality of care these scumbags deliver to their next victims patients.