Thursday, April 10, 2008

There's a Cheaper Alternative

WAVY TV 10 - News, Weather, Traffic, Sports for Hampton Roads, Virginia - North Eastern North Carolina - Liberty U considers roller coaster, other campus activities
LYNCHBURG, Va. (AP) - The university that the Rev. Jerry Falwell founded is considering adding a roller coaster on campus as part of a plan to increase recreational options for their students.

A new climbing wall is already under construction at Liberty University, part of a plan to spend more than $10 million over the next few years to expand recreational activities on the Lynchburg campus.

With a Student Affairs Code (love the irony of the name) prohibiting such things as

  • Attendance at a dance
  • Attendance at, possession or viewing of, an "R," "NC-17" or "X"-rated movie
  • Improper personal contact (anything beyond hand-holding)
  • Association with those consuming alcohol
  • Sexual misconduct and/or any state of undress
  • Horseplay

I guess I see why amusement park rides might seem like a desirable alternative. On the other hand, I once got an incredible blow job on Mr. Toad's Wild Ride.

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